at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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