He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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