She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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