plz talk dirty to me
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize