Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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