took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I've blown a few things in my day
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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