Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Randomize
