I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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