ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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