thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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