have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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