Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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