Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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