is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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