Your tits are I can't wait for
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
