I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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