Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
