yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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