The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
