so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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