we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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