I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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