don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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