i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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