"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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