He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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