She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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