Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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