So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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