Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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