ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Found your dick twin last night
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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