I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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