Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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