just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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