They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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