did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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