I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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