Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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