Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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