we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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