Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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