Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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