you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just puked most of my soul out..
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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