You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
