Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
