yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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