I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
