yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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