Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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