The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Two words: nipple clamps
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