I am spending my child support on dildos
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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