Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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