is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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