I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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